Bucket List

My doctor told me I had better start on my bucket list. I am not sure what this has to do with my lungs, but… whatever.
 
My Bucket List:

1.      Purchase a bucket.

2.      Get appropriate items to put in a bucket.

3.      Research the difference between a pail and a bucket.

4.      Find out if buckets must be kicked, because I do not wish to further injure my knee.

I feel like I am missing something about this whole bucket list thing. I guess I’ll ask Morgan Freeman about it next time I see him. He and that guy that played the Joker made a movie about bucket lists, I think. I forget what it was called. "Sharktank Redemption?"

This is a bucket

Are There Cowboy Hats in Heaven?

When cowboys die, where do all the cowboy hats go? This is a serious question. Lets say your grandfather dies, does his hat hold special meaning for you? Or his pocket knife? Is this just a Texas thing? When my Papa passed, I wanted his hat and his pocket knife. I still have his pocket knife. I wish I had his hat. It's crazy, but I can almost feel the hat's silky lining, and he passed over 35 years ago. I would put it on as a boy, and sometimes his boots, too, and pretend I was grown up like him. God I miss him. I'd put that hat on today if I had it.