I got hit on at a Taco Bell by a young man when I was with my new wife in 1998.
The counter guy was weirdly nervous as he took our order, brought our tray, and asked if we needed any Fire Sauce or Fiesta Sauce or whatever they were calling it that month.
"You have really pretty handwriting."
The kid took my check, and, blushing while looking at my... man area.... said, "You have really pretty handwriting." My wife has never let me forget, because, as anyone knows, I have horrible handwriting. It must be code or something...
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The caption reads: "Man, you've got good-looking handwriting."
